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Things That Go Through My Head While Working on a Jigsaw Puzzle

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I recently decided I needed a hobby. Also, now that I live much closer to work, I no longer have a crazy long commute to listen to podcasts during. So I need a hobby that keeps my hands and eyes busy while I can concentrate on listening to podcasts (I just don’t want to give any more up). The hobby I chose? Jigsaw puzzles. I like logic-type puzzles. I like pictures of things. I like arts and crafts, even though I have zero artistic talent. I am remarkably good at sitting still for long periods of time. It seemed like a good plan to me.

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So I bought a box of four Thomas Kinkade 500 piece puzzles. I love Thomas Kinkade art, and I super love Disney. And then I started working on the Lion King puzzle, and I think it made me slowly devolve into madness and Lion King quotes. Here are the things I think while working on this specific puzzle, from when I begin to when I give up:

  • This was such a good idea. I love puzzles.
  • Ooooh I made an elephant!
  • Look at how cute baby Simba is.
  • That’s a lot of yellowy purpley pieces.
  • From the dayyyy we arrived on the planet….
  • My back hurts.
  • 500 pieces is actually kind of a lot.
  • I’m hungry.
  • Monkey!
  • Doing the outside is so easy, but the inside is so difficult.
  • I don’t have nearly enough space in my apartment to be doing this.
  • Okay, my back really hurts.
  • I’m gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware. I’ve never seen a king or beast with quite so little hair!
  • Why doesn’t this piece fit here? IT LOOKS LIKE IT SHOULD FIT HERE.
  • Why is the area around Scar so purple?
  • BE PREPARED.
  • What do you do with a puzzle once you finish it?
  • I don’t want to be one of those people who frames puzzles.
  • I’ve only managed to put together the border and the characters.
  • Zazu! Oh, I love that snarky banana beak. That’s Mr. Banana Beak to you!
  • Why am I doing this when I could be watching the actual Lion King?
  • I’m not sure I like puzzles.
  • In fact, I’m pretty sure I hate them.
  • Am I finished yet?
  • I’m still hungry.
  • Aaaare you aching? Yup, yup, yup. Foooor some bacon? Yup, yup, yup. He’s a big pig! Yup, yup. You can be a big pig too! Aye!
  • I can’t find this one damn piece. What if it’s missing? Oh my God if this piece is missing I’m going to flip out.
  • Oh, there it is.
  • Just looking at Mufasa makes me want to cry.
  • Mufasa. Oh. Do it again. Mufasa, Mufasa, Mufasa. Oh, it tingles.
  • I think my back is numb.
  • Why don’t these pieces fit togetherrrr
  • I hate this so much.
  • Oh my God. Oh my God.
  • I’m freaking out.
  • I can’t do this anymore.
  • Caaaaan you feel the love tonight?
  • I think maybe I might not be a puzzle person.
  • Why do people do this?

You know, an afternoon of puzzling usually goes something like that.

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Author: Lori

Lori is a writer living and working in New Jersey. Her greatest literary influences are Dr. Seuss, JK Rowling, and Harriet the Spy.

10 thoughts on “Things That Go Through My Head While Working on a Jigsaw Puzzle

  1. I thoroughly enjoyed your free associating.

  2. Your nephew has a 24 piece puzzle that I found hard to put together the first time. The thought of 500 pieces hurts my head.

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