Approximately one year ago, I wrote a post about the search terms that people typed into search engines to find our blog. I figured it might be time to update everyone on the incredible things that lead people to us. As I did last time, here are my favorite ones, followed by my commentary and the first picture that came up when I Google Image searched the same phrase:
“adults passing time coloring coloring books” – If there is one phrase that aptly describes my group of friends, it is this.
“linus” – Love ❤
“quotes about someone leading you on” – Bummer.
“shirtless Disneyworld” – What. Why? Also, all the images were of Tom Cruise or Michael Phelps, shirtless in Disney.
“honesty program for kindergarten to present to school” – Those kindergartners and their lies.
“flint lockwood meets megamind” – Wait, is this a thing? Why isn’t this a thing? Someone make this a thing!
“racheal happy birtday song lori” – You know how much I love singing “happy birtday” to my pal “Racheal.”
“moccasins girl feet” – Uhhhhhh.
“does ricky ullman have any tattoos?” – But, really…does he?
“father shirtless” – OMG. THIS SEARCH REALLY BRINGS YOU TO OUR BLOG. WHYYY. This is Kaely’s family.
“matilda kid eating cake” – This kid is my spirit animal.
“sean connery shark week” – “Live every week like it’s shark week.”- Tracey Jordan (“30 Rock”)
“rowan blanchard still wear diapers” – There are an unbelievable amount of Rowan Blanchard-related searches that led back to us, but this is my favorite. She’s the little girl from “Girl Meets World,” which I wrote one blog about. This search is….disturbing.
“hot guys from Disney channel” – We are adults. This is creepy and makes me uncomfortable.
“oh my goshy umeboshi chopped episode why was woman eliminated” – “Oh my goshy!”
“corey fogelmanis belly button” – Who is this child and why would his belly button be on our blog?
“bsb for the fans cd 4” – I love any Backstreet Boys-related search that leads to us.
“all the men in Gilmore girls are incredibly possessive” – But, actually.
“mandy moore hair color in movie because i said so” – Brunette.
“i failed the kinsey scale” – I didn’t think that, by nature, a “scale” was something you could fail. Apparently, I’m wrong.
“I’m not a real finster” – Don’t be so hard on yourself. We’re all real Finsters, on the inside.
“do shane west prefer brunette or blonde” – Someone answer this question right now. Because the answer will have a direct effect on the color of my hair in the future.
“amanda wanna watch you please iron man cartoons onto what you believe” – Eh?
“honesty using cloudy with a chance of meatballs” – Any time I need to be honest with someone or about something, I use Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs as a reference.
“buy badass bro hoe clothes and shoes online” – Badass bros hoe in special clothes and shoes.
“kwanzaa listicle” – I hate the word “listicle.” Kwanzaa is cool.
“why do human cryed with honesty” – BECAUSE WE CAN’T CRYED WITH LIES.
“does alka selzer xs clear brain fog?” – Is “brain fog” a medical term?
“watching the olympics makes me wonder what i did with my life” – You and me both, sister.
“lori love hate obsession” – No one can figure out if they love or hate me, but they all know they are obsessed with me. Also, Vera Bradley.