Honesty Time

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True Life: I cried at Hunchback


Disney fans, movie fans, theatre lovers and fangirls, cultured folks, and friends of all of the above, may have heard the growing praises for the new musical adaptation of The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

And if you haven’t heard yet, you should.

By the way, the show may be produced by Disney Theatrical Group, but this is not marketed towards children. The Disney name doesn’t even appear on the poster or any merchandise. While some people are oddly turned off by the dark tone, I love it. There was a talkback with the cast after one of the performances and, I believe it was Michael Arden but stop me if I’m wrong, said it best when he said that he grew up watching the movie, but now this version of the story has grown up with him. Love it. So true. I adored having the songs and characters I already knew being explored in a different way. It is also more faithful to the original story by Victor Hugo. I don’t believe that stories need to be dumbed down or sugar coated for audiences, so I heartily applaud the truthful, faithful, and emotional storytelling of this adaptation.

Talk Back with the cast. Yes, Patrick Page has on a Spiderman shirt.

Talk Back with the cast.

Truth: The first night I saw it, two ladies behind me left at intermission because it was not the Disney that they were expecting. Those who react to a show in such a way are closed minded and missing out on life’s experiences. Suit yourself, but if you choose to leave a performance because it’s not playing out exactly as you wanted it to, then I find you to be selfish. Good day, sir.

I mentioned for a split second up there “the first night I saw it.” Which means, yes, I saw it twice. I went back two days later because I couldn’t get the show out of my head, and emotionally, I wasn’t done with it. The first time I was mostly in awe. I was sitting very close, and being an all around theatre person, I spent the entire show trying to take in the whole story, the set, the lights, the costumes, the sound design, and everything. My jaw was dropped the entire time, not only because I was a full time Chuckie Finster Mouth Breather that night, but also because I couldn’t believe what I was experiencing. The second time was less of a shock, so I was able to delve into the lyrics and narrative a bit more, which resulted in a lot more tears than the first night.

Yup. I’m a big crier, even when it comes to works of fiction, and I’m never ashamed to admit it. I still get misty when I listen to Big Fish in the car, and don’t you dare get me started on the face-rain that happens when Sirius Black dies.

Yes, I sat nice and close. The set was a sight to behold.

Yes, I sat nice and close. The set was a sight to behold.

Here are 7 reasons why you’ll cry because of Hunchback.

  1. Your high school student walks out on stage and, surprise, is part of the production. Ok, fine. This isn’t applicable to most people, but it was for me. The choir accompanying the professional cast on the stage is made up of your everyday, talented folk from New Jersey. My student, now a senior, auditioned and was given the once in a lifetime chance to join this production. As I no longer work at that school, I had no idea he was doing this. One of the kindest and most genuine students, he is also hard to miss as he is tall and sports a curly, ginger head of hair. He walked right out and sat in the first row of the choral boxes, and I couldn’t mistake him. Apologies to everyone who sat near me as I exclaimed “That’s my kid! That’s my student! My student is up there!” I tried to be quiet but who knows how quiet I was. I was so proud. I love my students with all of my heart. And so, I cried.
  2. The show is starting. I tend to get misty eyed and let a stray tear loose when I listen to overtures, both in recordings and at shows. I feel that I am blessed to witness the gift that I am about to receive. When the opening is as powerful and well-done as it was with Hunchback, the chances of this happening are quadrupled. Thank you, orchestra and Continuo Arts choir. For most people, it might be a goosebumps moment, but, like I said, I’m a crier.
  3. Ciara Renée is singing “God Help the Outcasts.” Have you ever been an outcast? Do you understand that feeling of otherness? Come, child, here, have some tissues. Not to mention that Ciara had REAL ACTUAL TEARS in her eyes, so if I was welling up, seeing that made me actually cry. I cry when other people cry too. I’m a crier. Also, as a theatre lover, I can appreciate a truly well-done stage picture. The end of the song had Esmeralda singing out to the world (or, er, the house), with Quasimodo lurking farther up, against the colorful stained glass. Feeling the same feelings, but being so far apart, trapped inside the breathtaking prison, the merging of two people into one shared situation… it was a lot for my emotions.
  4. Quasimodo is singing “Heaven’s Light.” Michael Arden is the best Quasimodo I can imagine. His physicality was not a caricature, and he was honest. His honesty allowed Quasimodo to have a little humor, a lot of authenticity in his feelings and actions, and a truly broken spirit. His voice, though mangled a bit in speaking as the half-formed, mostly deaf young man, was clear as could be while singing. Arden’s tone was as pure and striking as the bells above him, and by the end of the song, I was brought to tears simply by his voice mixed with the ringing of said bells. I can’t even freaking tell you what he was singing about because by the end of the song, I was so emotional that I had no idea what was happening.
    Side note: Has that ever happened to anyone else? You’re so into something, you’re responding emotionally, you love it, but what the hell just happened? All memory of the actual content gone?

    Photo by Jerry Dalia. Source: Playbill.com Michael Arden and Ciara Renée during "Top of the World"

    Photo by Jerry Dalia. Source: Playbill.com Michael Arden and Ciara Renée during “Top of the World”

  5.  Ciara Renée and Andrew Samonsky are singing “Someday.” I wish there was a recording of them singing this for me to play over and over again. Part of the power of a lot of this show, but in particular this song, is how the themes are, sadly, always applicable. She’s singing about justice’s dawn, and learning to live and let others live, which is something we, as a world, struggle with immensely. Then they sing something to the effect of “someday, these dreams will be real/’Til then we’ll wish upon the moon,” which is one of the single most beautiful vocal moments ever, and the exact moment when, if you aren’t already dabbing your eyes, you’ll be scrambling for your tissues. You can listen to the super hip, super 90’s All-4-One recording, but it’s just not the same (literally. The songs are different from each other, but close).

    You’re welcome for this fabs 90s style music video. Yas.
  6. Michael Arden is breaking the fourth wall (as is done masterfully so many times during the show to aid in narration, as the style calls for storytelling, and not just action) and giving a bit of an epilogue to Quasimodo’s story. The story he tells is almost direct from the book, in a chapter entitled “The Marriage of Quasimodo.” By this point, there was a distinct little river streaming down from one of my eyes and I gave up on trying to wipe it away. That’s some real honesty time there. I don’t want to spoil it, but the words were sweet, simple, and really hit the audience members right in the feels. Love and devotion and loyalty are eternal, y’all.
  7.  Oh, well, here comes the finale. The entire cast and choir are singing. Erik Liberman, as cunning Clopin, comes to end the show, just as he began it. And then everyone joins in. And they’re just singing “bells, bells, bells, bells” and they’re just standing in a line. And then they’re not even singing any words anymore. But they’re singing with such conviction. And pride. And they move downstage. And I’m still crying, and then the lights go out, and then I’m on my feet applauding.

I could continue to gush about all aspects of the show… Patrick Page is the world’s best, most human villain and I’d also like to listen to him talk all day long. The sound design was brilliant in a way that I know most non-theatre enthusiasts are sure to notice, but not understand as I do. The congregants were versatile and fluid in their movements from one part to the next, taking on each little role with a firm mastery. The lights exemplified the perfect use of color theory that I wish my students would pay attention more attention to. Hello, all that orange and blue? The teal and purple? Quasi almost always being in what reads as a pure light? UGH love it.

But I have to leave it here. I could go on all day. I almost have. Sorry not sorry.

Be ready for wherever this show lands next, and catch it when you can. You will be sorry if you miss it. There’s only one more week left to see this show in its current life at Papermill Playhouse in New Jersey. You can bet that when it goes to Broadway (and it has to. It’s too powerful to just sit on a shelf now), I will see it again.


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Updated Current Song List

(For a 3 year old)

So what have I been listening to lately?

Oh. Yeah. Did I mention I work at a children’s fitness center? This is a sample of what we listen to all day. Just a peek into my current life.

And you know what? I don’t hate it. I could hate all of this music, but I don’t. It’s actually fun.


Things That Go Through My Head While Working on a Jigsaw Puzzle

I recently decided I needed a hobby. Also, now that I live much closer to work, I no longer have a crazy long commute to listen to podcasts during. So I need a hobby that keeps my hands and eyes busy while I can concentrate on listening to podcasts (I just don’t want to give any more up). The hobby I chose? Jigsaw puzzles. I like logic-type puzzles. I like pictures of things. I like arts and crafts, even though I have zero artistic talent. I am remarkably good at sitting still for long periods of time. It seemed like a good plan to me.


So I bought a box of four Thomas Kinkade 500 piece puzzles. I love Thomas Kinkade art, and I super love Disney. And then I started working on the Lion King puzzle, and I think it made me slowly devolve into madness and Lion King quotes. Here are the things I think while working on this specific puzzle, from when I begin to when I give up:

  • This was such a good idea. I love puzzles.
  • Ooooh I made an elephant!
  • Look at how cute baby Simba is.
  • That’s a lot of yellowy purpley pieces.
  • From the dayyyy we arrived on the planet….
  • My back hurts.
  • 500 pieces is actually kind of a lot.
  • I’m hungry.
  • Monkey!
  • Doing the outside is so easy, but the inside is so difficult.
  • I don’t have nearly enough space in my apartment to be doing this.
  • Okay, my back really hurts.
  • I’m gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware. I’ve never seen a king or beast with quite so little hair!
  • Why doesn’t this piece fit here? IT LOOKS LIKE IT SHOULD FIT HERE.
  • Why is the area around Scar so purple?
  • What do you do with a puzzle once you finish it?
  • I don’t want to be one of those people who frames puzzles.
  • I’ve only managed to put together the border and the characters.
  • Zazu! Oh, I love that snarky banana beak. That’s Mr. Banana Beak to you!
  • Why am I doing this when I could be watching the actual Lion King?
  • I’m not sure I like puzzles.
  • In fact, I’m pretty sure I hate them.
  • Am I finished yet?
  • I’m still hungry.
  • Aaaare you aching? Yup, yup, yup. Foooor some bacon? Yup, yup, yup. He’s a big pig! Yup, yup. You can be a big pig too! Aye!
  • I can’t find this one damn piece. What if it’s missing? Oh my God if this piece is missing I’m going to flip out.
  • Oh, there it is.
  • Just looking at Mufasa makes me want to cry.
  • Mufasa. Oh. Do it again. Mufasa, Mufasa, Mufasa. Oh, it tingles.
  • I think my back is numb.
  • Why don’t these pieces fit togetherrrr
  • I hate this so much.
  • Oh my God. Oh my God.
  • I’m freaking out.
  • I can’t do this anymore.
  • Caaaaan you feel the love tonight?
  • I think maybe I might not be a puzzle person.
  • Why do people do this?

You know, an afternoon of puzzling usually goes something like that.


Favorite Villains

Who is your favorite fictional villain? 

This is a loaded question.  How do you choose just one?!  I had every intention of writing and preparing this post early, but ultimately I struggled with a final decision.  There are simply just way too many.  Here lies my major dilemma.  My first thought was obviously Lord Voldemort.  Without “he who must not be named,” our beloved Harry Potter tale would simply not exist.  He is what drives the story.  Voldemort makes the books so captivating and enjoyable.  He is a calculated and intelligent villain who has a final vision and intends on fulfilling said plan no matter what the cost.  However, looking back, I realized that fellow bro Allyssa had chosen him for this prompt.  I clearly agree with her 100% and she couldn’t have explained him any better.  If you would like to be reminded of how perfectly she described him as a villain, here is the link.  Does it surprise you readers that we both chose him? Given the opportunity, I am sure all of us would have.

I clearly cannot pick just one.  Maybe that is why I was having such difficulty.  I managed to narrow it down to 2, so here we go.

The Hound-Game of Thrones

“No, it gives me joy to kill people.”

For those of you who are fans of this series, I am sure you understand this choice.  Towering easily over 6 feet tall, The Hound rides a massive black stallion who is just as aggressive and terrifying as the man mounted on top.  He is a terrifying and brutal man who is capable of inflicting pain to some of his strongest and most fierce opponents.  The Hound, aka Sandor Clegane, is easily spotted on battle fields because of his recognizable helm which is in the shape of a vicious dog.  His face, even more gruesome underneath, is covered with burns due to The Mountain, who just so happens to be his brother, shoving his face into a brazier as a child.

While The Hound is seemingly nothing but a killing machine, it is revealed that he indeed does have a bit of a soft spot.  He is one of my favorites because of his complexity.  For me, it is difficult to categorize him.  While some choose to continue to see him as strictly a villain, I see him more as someone who does what he needs to in order to survive in a world where trust is extremely hard to come by.  Although his moral compass does not always point north, as both a viewer and a reader, I could not wait to see the messes he got himself into and how he managed to get himself out.


Hades-Disney’s Hercules


“Names Hades, Lord of the dead. How ya doin?”

I have always found Greek mythology fascinating and have taken a few classes related to this subject.  I always loved the reading material so I had to go with Hades, Zeus’ brother and the ruler of the underworld.  He embodies the word villain.  Physically he is threatening with those pointed teeth, sharp features, and fire for hair!  To me, Hades is one of the most ruthless of Disney’s villains caring for only his well being.  He will go above and beyond to achieve his goals, even if that means killing his own nephew to rule over all of the gods in Mount Olympus.  He is a meticulous planner, and has a short and fiery temper causing him to go into fits of destructive rage which is incredibly intimidating.  The most dangerous quality of Hades is in his ability to be a master manipulator who can cut deals with anyone he chooses.

Believe it or not, I recently watched Hercules, which is why I chose Hades.  I realized how funny and clever Hades was in my adult age.  His overall persona actually made me laugh.  He can be terrifying in his fits of rage, which often leaves a trail of fiery destruction wherever he may be.  However, there is something about him that you cannot help but love.



Favorite Disney Memory

I have been to Disney World exactly seven times in my life, including one time when I was just a little baby. How am I supposed to choose just one memory from all of those trips? I started looking through some pictures from my trips for inspiration, and one theme seemed to stick out above the rest.

It rains in Florida. A lot.

Seriously, every single time I went to Disney World that I can remember, it rained. And almost every time it rained, ponchos were procured.

Is there anywhere else in the world, besides Disney or another amusement park, where it is socially acceptable (even expected) to cover yourself in a glorified plastic bag? And why is it so hilarious every single time?

I have so many memories of running through Disney in the pouring rain. I remember eating croissants in the rain. I remember meeting Chip and Dale in the rain. I remember sliding around Germany and England in Epcot wearing flip flops in the rain. I remember meeting Aladdin and Jasmine in Morocco in Epcot in the rain. I remember being trapped in the Orlando airport during my senior trip to Disney in high school, where it not only rained, but hurricaned.

What I’m saying is, so many of my Disney World memories happened during inclement weather, and, usually, it only made that experience more fun.

Here are a few of the pictures I could find of my rainy days in Disney World:


And, since I couldn’t find any more pictures even though I know I have a million of them somewhere, here’s a picture of us wearing ponchos that one time I went to Orlando and just went to Universal (it’s not Disney, but it’s still magical):


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Disney Jams

I’m trying to figure out what jams I want to rock out to today, and for some reason the only “jams” I can think of are actually Disney songs.

I’ll rock out anyway.

Here are some of my favorite Disney songs of all time.

Please keep in mind that this list is considerably edited because at a certain point, I just started listing every song from every movie. Oops. It’s also in no particular order.

Tarzan – Strangers like Me. PHIL COLLINS THANK YOU. I don’t know what else to say, you know? Phil Collins is enough.

Mulan – I’ll Make a Man Out of You. Going on an adventure? Driving to get Froyo? Trying to complete your unnecessary hours of food manager certification homework? Need a song along worthy of bros around the world? Need house music for your theatre? This song fits all of the bills. I love this song so much, and my students know it. They knowit so well that whenever I tell them “Ok, we have to finish this project – let’s get down to business” they automatically answer “to defeat the huns.” Presh.


Frozen – Let It Go Sorry not sorry. I love Idina Menzel. I haven’t even seen Frozen yet (I know I know I know). Idina Menzel is perfection. Her belt is at champion diva level. I bet even if she sings lullabies to her son at night, it’s done in a belt. She is perfect. This song is also really soothing to yell out in the car when you’re stuck in traffic because your morning commute is the worst.

Hercules – I Can Go The Distance Hercules has one of the best Disney soundtracks, in my opinion. In making my final list, I struggled to pick just one. I decided to go with this one because it’s inspiration and all and you know, being a 20-something I need all of that nonsense in in my life.

Tangled – I See The Light MANDY MOOOOOOOORE. That is all. (Also I only picked this song because I love those lanterns)

The Little Mermaid – Part of Your World Classic. Every little girl sings this song. We all love it. It makes so much sense. I feel you, Ariel. Of course, if this was the Broadway Disney Song list, you know my answer would be different .

The Nightmare Before Christmas – This is Halloween One of my favorite movies of all time. The opening spells it all out. As well, this movie is perfect for both Halloween and Christmas, which gives the song double points. In my mind. On my own weird score scale.

The Lion King – Just Can’t Wait to be King I went with this song because it’s the most fun to sing along to from the movie, in my opinion. Harmonies and words that I can actually say (pink pajamas penguin on the bottom doesn’t count in “Circle of Life”) make this a winner. And it’s just fun.

Beauty and the Beast – Be Our Guest Spectacle plus fun plus food = win

Aladdin – Friend Like Me Another movie that I had trouble picking only one song from. It was between this and “One Jump Ahead” which is always stuck in my head, but I just think that Genie is fantastic and Friend Like Me is just more fun.

The Princess and the Frog – Almost There Sometimes I forget about this movie, but then I remember it and I love the jazz inspired tunes. Also, again, 20-something totally identifying with being ‘almost there.’

The Aristocats – Everybody Wants to Be a Cat Because it’s just true, ok? Ok.

Cinderella – The Work Song I love Cinderella so much, plain and simple. The story was one of my first favorites. I also used to sing this song to myself when I cleaned my apartment or dorm. Seriously.

Pocahontas – Colors of the Wind You tell him, girl.

Enchanted – Ever Ever After Alan Menken and Stephen Schwartz, you just can’t go wrong. Also, if I ever get married, this song will be playing. JUDGE ME.

Mary Poppins – Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious So, why wasn’t Julie Andrews my babysitter when I was growing up? Still bitter. I couldn’t choose between this and “Spoon Full of Sugar” until I realized that Microsoft Word actually recognizes Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, which makes it an automatic winner.


Obviously this list can go on and on, and now I’m going to listen to Disney music the rest of the night. Do you have any favorite Disney songs? “All of them” is an acceptable answer. 


Fictional Villains

Who Is Your Favorite Fictional Villain?

For the longest time (aka all week) I had no idea how to answer this question. I have so many favorite fictional villains. Without villains, there would be nothing to fight, no conflict, and even the most fantastic stories would be lame and lacking. A story where absolutely everything goes right isn’t really so stimulating or worthwhile to me.

So I thought I would make a long list of all of the villains I have ever loved.

Oh yeah, another long list post from me because I’m way too indecisive to make up my mind about anything.

(This is why I have no tattoos and never will, by the by)

Then, on a typical Saturday night full of FaceTime, cats, and my bed (I’m wild and out of control, you know), I couldn’t get my lazy butt out of bed to put Beetlejuice into the DVD player, so I turned on Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, which, thank you HBO, is almost always on TV, and suddenly I was all:


Lord Voldemort. You-Know-Who. He Who Must Not Be Named.

Mary GrandPré / Art Insights Gallery

Mary GrandPré / Art Insights Gallery

This legendary, despicable shadow of a man is my favorite Villain with a capital V.

But. Me being me, I also have a runner up, so that’s at the end of this post. Don’t worry.

Back to Voldy Voldy Voldemort. Why is he my favorite?

Obviously, Honesty Time has a bit of a Harry Potter obsession. “A bit” is, of course, an understatement.

Voldemort’s mere existence drives this entire series forward, and without him, my favorite book series about life, love, friendship, growing up, and more, might not exist as it does.

Voldemort was not just a shallow bad guy. We learned all about Voldy’s life as Tom Riddle, too. Though Tom had never been an angel, we at least learned that he was a top student. Not saying that it’s ok to be evil as long as you get that 4.0, but I liked that he wasn’t full of dumb luck, or a bumbling idiot of a bad guy. Everything he did was calculated. The Goblet of Fire and that portkey at the end of the maze? That took MONTHS UPON MONTHS of planning. And I like planning.

And Voldemort kept a diary. His soul was in his diary. Everyone knows that diaries, or some record of life’s thoughts, are truly important. Smart fellow.

I’m not sticking up for Voldy. I’m just glad that this villain was clever, deep, and never gave up.

He was also nice enough to almost always wait to attack or whatever until the end of the school year. This meant that the students were able to have an effective year of education, but they never had to take final exams. Thanks, Voldy.

My runner up is Ursula from The Little Mermaid. She deserves to be on this list because as a child, apparently one could not even mention this movie because I would cry and freak out just remembering Ursula.

This past May I saw the revamped production of The Little Mermaid at Papermill Playhouse, which was pretty darn good. No awkward roller skates, a colorful set with amazing lights, truly electric Flotsam and Jetsams, Nick Adams (with a ratchet ponytail, though womp womp) and Jessica Grové, and Liz McCartney as Ursula.

I never realized just how fierce Ursula was until Liz brought down the house with her belt-tastic “Poor Unfortunate Souls.”

Not to mention Ursula is purple, which is my favorite color. The best color.

Scott Leiendecker, Liz McCartney and Sean Patrick Doyle (Scott and SPD sang my other fave song of the night “Sweet Child” – awesome harmonies.) Photo by Billy Bustamante, from Playbill.com

Scott Leiendecker, Liz McCartney and Sean Patrick Doyle (Scott and SPD sang my other fave song of the night “Sweet Child” – awesome harmonies.)
Photo by Billy Bustamante, from Playbill.com

Here’s Sherie Rene Scott singing “Poor Unfortunate Souls” because there are no videos of the Papermill production floating around. Sad.